Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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