at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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