we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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