your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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