Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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