Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
