I don't think brook has ever known best
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Randomize