She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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