Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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