I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
