How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I believe in your delicious
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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