he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
whose parrot is this?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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