Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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