I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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