Three words: puerto rican gang bang
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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