I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
it's great music for shaving your balls
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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