We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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