No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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