what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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