party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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