You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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