On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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