How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I don't think brook has ever known best
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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