is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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