Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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