I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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