Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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