is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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