I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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