just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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