She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Is it because I queefed?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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