I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Your cock deserves a montage
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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