Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
