So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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