omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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