Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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