i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize