It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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