whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
