at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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