the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Green mimosas i think yes
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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