He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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