I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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