just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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