just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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