HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
And then he peed in my hair
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