Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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