Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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