The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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