can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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