Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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