Nicole vs. Life
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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