Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
from now on my penis is your penis
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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