I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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